katiebug445:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago

(via lexiehasoaksyndrome)

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

(Source: bookercatch, via lexiehasoaksyndrome)

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand

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(via glittersparklesandshine)

breakingbeth:

spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

(Source: christophertraegers, via lexiehasoaksyndrome)

(via fuck-bitches-catch-pokemon)

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

(Source: harrystears, via baneenerweener)

Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.

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raspberryragdoll:

chevchester:

whimmy-bam:

lordwatermelon:

kapsejs:

agnesaur:

the-mysterious-sugar-bowl:

kiibutt:

fairgroundsoldier:

#what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning

#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all fucking insane rn

I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.

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wildflowermurinal:

THIS FEELING’S

LIKE NO OTHER

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Cosmo Tip #455

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

(via starvedpsyche)

niknak79:

Hours of fun

(via jerhler)

when you change your profile picture and you're waiting for people to like it

laugh-addict:

then after no one likes it:

(Source: ric0la)